Top 5 Wednesday: Fictional Jobs I Want

Hey Epic Geeks,

I’m really enjoying doing Top 5 Wednesday even though I’ve not successfully uploaded an accompanying video yet. Overall, I’ve not been doing well with my YouTube uploading, to be honest. This weeks Top 5 Wednesday’s topic is fictional jobs you’d want to have and as always you can keep up with  on the Top 5 Wednesday Goodread’s Group.

The first job I will be mentioning is from Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children. This is mentioned in I think all of the books but it’s basically Miss Peregrine’s role/”power” in controlling the loop and creating loops. I would love that. However, I probably wouldn’t run it like her. I just love the concept.

Number four on my list is of course being an Agent of SHIELD. Who wouldn’t want to be an agent? Ideally, I’d have powers, but I would also be content just being a badass.

Morally, this job may seem like it’s not something I’d take … but number three on my list is the Game Maker for the Hunger Games. I would love the make the arena and obstacles in the arena. I would love to think that I would be helping a revolution happen or possibly even overpower the rest of the Capitol. I would be a double agent, playing both sides in my own way. I also thing engineering that sort of mass arena would be amazing. I’ve actually made a dungeon in D&D in a similar manner.

I would love to be a Guardian of the Clan Leader from Marked for the Hunt by Leah Chiasson. First, that means I’m a Faoladh, a werewolf, and secondly, I would be sworn to protect the Clan Leader. Who wouldn’t want that as their life’s duty? I’m in.

The best job in the wizarding world would be becoming one of the professors at Hogwarts. Now, I am really stuck between Professor of Dark Arts or Professor of Divination. I can see myself in both roles, and no, I wouldn’t be a Trelawney. Which class do you think I should teach? (In my head I just heard epic rap battles, WHO WON? YOU DECIDE? EPIC PROFESSOR BATTLE … )


I loved this prompt. Seriously. Dreaming up a future is amazing, much less into a job that is as amazing as the five above. Do you dream of having any of the same jobs? Do you wish to have a different one? Let me know in the comments below. I love hearing from you all!


In the mean time, keep calm and stay epic,


  • Emma

    I’d love to be an Auror – kicking death eater butt? Hell yeah!

    • True … but that can be my night job. 😉

      I was limiting myself to ONE Harry Potter job. haha

  • Mariah Kaercher

    Care of Magical Creatures at Hogwarts would be pretty neat

    • Yesss, or a Dragon Trainer/”Dragonologist” like Charlie … I’d love that.

  • ahahaha I loved this post! My number one would also be professors at Hogwarts! 😀 Something like: Dark Arts or Potions xDDDD

    • Awww Thanks!

      I think both would be fun. Just mix the two! Potions for Dark Arts! 😉

      • It would be epic :p

        • Hehehe, I can imagine you on a WizardTube doing unboxings and mixing potions. <3

          • I can see myself too 😀 😀 😀

  • Nice jobs! I’m definitely with you on having a job in the wizarding world. I think I’d tried to work in publishing or news like The Quibbler or help clean up The Daily Prophet from publishing conjecture/Rita’s rumors.

    • Thanks!
      I’m pretty sure ANY one who loves Harry Potter would want one in the Wizarding World. That’s why I limited myself to only other. I could make a Top 5 out of JUST that.
      I didn’t even think about The Quibbler or The Daily Prophet. Those would be fun … or designing the Chocolate Frog cards. (:

  • Kay

    Professor at Hogwarts would be amazing! I’d love to teach a Potions class…though definitely not like Snape haha.

    • Just imagine a bubbly potions teacher. “It’s okay that you messed up. Let’s patch up those boils. Just mix up another potion, and poof, they’re gone!”

      • Kay

        I just almost spit out my tea laughing at the pun of ‘bubbly’ potions teacher ahahaha! I love bad puns. 😀 😀

  • Kaitlin Michelle

    Being a professor at Hogwarts would be epic! Care of Magical Creatures or Transfiguration for me. I would love to be a costume designer for the Hunger Games ceremonies, I think that would be a pretty cool job.

    • Ooooh, a costume designer. Or a winner/someone who is coaching the contestants would be neat too!